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Winter on Storn is a killer. So are some of the people in charge. To escape both, the Group must escape into the maelstrom and find
A Well-Planned Retirement
Outside England ’s Bristol Zoo there is a parking lot for 150 cars and 8 buses. For 25 years, its parking fees were managed by a very pleasant attendant. The fees were the equivalent of about $1.40 for cars, and about $7.00 for buses.
Then, one day, after 25 solid years of never missing a day of work, he just didn't show up, so the zoo management called the city council and asked it to send them another parking agent. The council did some research and replied that the parking lot was the zoo's own responsibility. The zoo advised the council that the attendant was a city employee.
The hotel--This is a family hotel, so children are very welcome. We of course are always pleased to accept adultery. Highly skilled nurses are available in the evenings to put down your children. Guests are invited to conjugate in the bar and expose themselves to others. But please note that ladies are not allowed to have babies in the bar. We organize social games, so no guest is ever left alone to play with them self.
The Restaurant--Our menus have been carefully chosen to be ordinary and unexciting. At dinner, our quartet will circulate from table to table, and fiddle with you.
Your Room--Every room has excellent facilities for your private parts. In winter, every room is on heat. Each room has a balcony offering views of outstanding obscenity! . You will not be disturbed by traffic noise, since the road between the hotel and the lake is used only by pederasts.
Bed--Your bed has been made in accordance with local tradition. If you have any other ideas please ring for the chambermaid. Please take advantage of her. She will be very pleased to squash your shirts, blouses and underwear. If asked, she will also squeeze your trousers.
Above all--When you leave us at the end of your holiday, you will have no hope. You will struggle to forget it."
The city council responded that the lot attendant had never been on the city payroll.
Meanwhile, sitting in his villa somewhere on the coast of Spain, or France, or Italy, is a man who'd apparently had a ticket booth installed completely on his own and then had simply begun to show up every day to collect and keep the parking fees, estimated at about $560.00 per day—for 25 years. Assuming 7 days a week, this amounts to just over $7 million dollars... and no one even knows his name.
You've got to admire enterprise!
A visitor to Beijing was given this brochure by the hotel. It is precious. Obviously, it has been translated directly, word for word from Mandarin to English.
Getting There--Our representative will make you wait at the airport. The bus to the hotel runs along the lake shore. Soon you will feel pleasure in passing water. You will know that you are getting near the hotel, because you will go round the bend. The manager will await you in the entrance hall. He always tries to have intercourse with all new guests.
Pleased to announce that through the month of June, my novel, Dream Man, has been chosen as one of the 1st in Series Books and put on special by Open Road Media for download to all devices. http://bit.ly/1p0YglQ
So you can find REFUGE, click the cover.